Anti-GOP Jokes

If it's anti-GOP, but couldn't fit into the musical, you'll find it here on the joke page. If you'd like to contribute something, just click on this link and replace =AT= with @ to e-mail me!

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Here's a fun way to flush Bush on a daily basis! Here's what you do:
  1. Empty your RECYCLE BIN folder. (It *must* be empty for this joke to work.)
  2. In MY DOCUMENTS or somewhere else on your hard drive, create a new folder.
  3. Name it "George W. Bush".
  4. Right-click it and select DELETE from the menu.
  5. Close the MY DOCUMENTS folder.
  6. Right-click the RECYCLE BIN desktop icon, and select EMPTY RECYCLE BIN.
  7. The next dialog box should look like the one below (read the text!)
  8. Click YES, with gusto.
  9. Enjoy feeling of immediate satisfaction!

For additional satisfaction, download a toilet-flushing .wav file and assign it as the Windows event sound for emptying your Recycle Bin!

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If there were truth in advertising, the news networks' logos would look something like this:








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The Corn Poem, by Lynx
(Commemorating Bush's visit to Iowa)

Where corn grows tall
And hogs are slopped,
In Iowa, George Bush had stopped,
To gain votes of the patriotic
And treat them like they're idiotic.

George Bush then tried to hide his scorn
By gnawing on an ear of corn.
To eat it raw, a fool's idea,
For it would give him diarrhea.

George Bush does never stop to think,
His war's not all that makes a stink.
It took his own digestive tract,
To read George Bush the riot act.

(Now we know why he's so full of sh*t!)

 

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